Stickin' a Needle in Humanity

Gluttony may be a sin, but that sure doesn’t stop Major League Baseball from devouring every feasible way to strangle the nickels and dimes out of loyal fans around the globe.
That and Donald Fehr, the Players Association President, has sued God for the rights of every deadly sin.
Major League Baseball has claimed property over every statistic accumulated by their players and has filed suit against fantasy baseball sites, who they say "have stolen" from MLB for decades now.
Jim Gallagher, a spokesman for Major League Baseball Advanced Media, baseball's Internet arm, declined comment on the lawsuit, scheduled for a hearing this summer in U.S. District Court in
It is believed Gallagher and his associates are currently congregating on the shores of
Why is Major League Baseball launching a crusade against 12-25-year-old men who are attempting to somehow survive through the long, painful baseball season? The pain can be excruciating.
Especially if you're a Phillies fan.
I'm flustered we're moving on.
God dammit.
Is it roid rage? Is this the after effects of the sobering process?
Galileo's Gambit has also learned that Major League Baseball plans to sue the NBA and the NFL. MLB claims that they were the first sport to use a ball, and unless they receive royalties, all balls in the world should be confiscated. Sorry kids, but it looks like recess will be conducted with hypodermic needles and a bottle of oxycodones.
Oh and John Kruk, you have no need to worry, even they wouldn't leave you on empty big fella. That right one is yours to keep.
It has also come to our attention that Major League Baseball is suing the sock industry. Baseball claims that the rise in sales on red and white socks is directly related to the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago White Sox winning the World Series.
Baseball may have finally taken the needle out of their ass, but they forgot to put their pants up.